The Million Dollar Briefcase!
And then Dick pulled out a pistol and said “Now take THIS, you dirty rat!” and plugged Ed. Ed uttered a short, sharp cry and slumped over. A passing woman shrieked. Dick scooped up the briefcase and ran.
Then The Shadow showed up and did something highly improbable and spouted a moral, even though by that point Dick had committed suicide and no one was actually around to hear The Shadow moralizing in an empty room with a corpse.
P.S.: The Shadow is one of the stupidest radio dramas I’ve ever listened to, and yet I’m hooked. Perhaps I’m just hoping it’ll actually get, y’know, bearable at some point.