Okay, so here’s my plan. I want to rip the iSight camera out of the top of one of the Macs in here. Then, I want to insert a tiny reservoir filled with glitter and a pneumatic tube into the hole where the camera was. Then, I want to map the caps lock key so that when it’s pressed, the ‘camera’ shoots a tiny puff of glitter all over the typer.
If that’s wrong, I don’t want to be right.