So, the dangers of not researching.
Apparently Retro Gamer Magazine is already a thing; it already exists. So… yeah.
THANKS GUYS. I KNOW RETRO GAMER MAGAZINE EXISTS NOW. YOU CAN STOP BLOWING UP MY INBOX AND WE’LL WRITE THIS ONE OFF AS ME NOT DOING MY RESEARCH AND ALSO AN OBJECT LESSON IN WHY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS DO YOUR RESEARCH.
“YOU” BEING APPLIED IN THE GENERAL RATHER THAN SPECIFIC SENSE. UNLESS YOU’RE MOE, IN WHICH CASE, MOE, SPECIFICALLY.